These days life is simply moving too fast for me.  I miss the days when you could count on every day to be the same as the one before.  Apparently we're going to buy a house now.  Eeek.

On Saturday we went for a second round of looking at the houses on the market.  These were ones we picked out so we knew they would suit our tastes more.  Now without further ado I leave you with some of the better moments of the day.

BF:  There's a lot of open area out there, do you think it's a fire hazard?
Realtor:  Nah, there's fire breaks and sprinklers.  I think you're pretty safe.
(ten minutes later at the next house)
BF:  Do you think this could be a fire hazard?
Realtor:  No.
(ten more minutes...)
BF:  Now what do you think about the fire thing here?
Realtor:  Stop worrying about fire!

(upon visiting a Spanish-style house with lots of archways)
Me:  I really hate the arches for some reason.  Could we turn them into squares?
(long pause while the realtor looks around)
BF:  He doesn't know what to say to that.

Me:  Wow, I really like the huge built-in BBQ in the backyard.
Realtor:  Yeah , you could cook a lot of meat on this BBQ.
Me:  Yeah, hot dogs.
Realtor:  Um...I mean like real meat.  The raw kind.

Me:  This is nice but the master bedroom looks a little small.
Realtor:  Why do you need so much space in here.  Do you romp around a lot or something?
(long extended pause with some giggles)
Realtor:  Uh...I mean do you run around a lot...or something.
Me:  (chuckle) Yeah, we play tag a lot.
BF:  Yeah, freeze tag sometimes.
Me:  But since there's only two of us, sometimes we have to stand there for a long time until the other person comes back.